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Sep 2006
Ken and I traveled back to California. Why? Well that's a very good
question and there is a logical explanation. It was Ben's fault. He
had to go and retire on us... DAMN YOU, BEN!!! So back to our old
stomping grounds we went... Beale AFB, CA. It was as we left it over a
year ago, dry, desolate, freaking HOT! The 9th Communications Squadron
was our first stop to watch Ben as he muddled through his retirement
ceremony. All of his friends and family were there to witness the
transition from military man to civilian dweeb. It was a surreal
occasion, images flashing through my mind like an old television show,
strange, like something from the Twilight Zone. Maybe it was nostalgia
creeping over me, maybe it was the slide show of old days past, or
maybe it was the Dramamine still running through my body. Once the
ceremony was done and over with, Rich, aka Lt, had mentioned that
several years back a time capsule was place in one of the walls by a
few members of the squadron. So, what would any good officer do? He
led the charge to hunt down that old time capsule. They went after
that thing like Geraldo Rivera going after Al Capone's vault. They
hacked and sawed, punched and poked their way into that wall. They
made a bit of a mess but unlike Geraldo they were successful. It was
an emotional moment for them, I think I saw Lincoln crying. The
pictures immediately below are from the events of that day. |
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"Aw, that's so cute the way you think it's
all about you, Ben." |
Fawn finds it difficult to walk with a
card board cut out |
Rich feels the urge to back hand Mike |
I wish someone would sit next to me,
preferably a hot chick |
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"Let go of my arm or I'll bitch slap you." |
Mike thinks back to his time as a young
child when his father used to make him stand hours on end holding
heavy objects. "Good thing I had that training", he thinks. |
"Listen Mike, this is mine, not yours." |
"Gentleman, please don't fight, everyone
can take turns holding it." |
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"Good game." [pat, pat] |
Yeah right, what makes you think you're
getting this? |
"These--are flowers." |
"I like flowers." |
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Ben tries to tap dace behind the podium |
Seconds after the commander tears up Ben's
retirement rip |
It's Bob! |
Dah, I like pink leather! |
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"Hey, mate, I can see up your nose." |
Girls, girls, girls |
"When I was in the Academy..." |
Bob signals to Mike that he should fetch
him a drink |
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Rich tries to remember where he put the
time capsule |
"Man, it's over here... no, maybe over
here." |
To keep their brains from seeping out and
hurting others |
Hole #2 |
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Craig behind his desk |
"Ok, stand back, it may bite!" |
Not a very old time capsule, it was
planted in 2002 |
Signatures on the outside of the capsule |
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Ben, you got something on your uniform, or
do you care? |
Bryan holds an old squadron cap |
The High Flyer, Beale's base newspaper |
"Not crying, I got something in my eye." |
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Amanda |
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Resting before the big
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Today is Thursday, a
pretty much do what you need to do and rest day. Ken and I decided to
go caching in Yuba City and visit a friend on Beale. We forgot how
terrible the traffic was driving through Lincoln, wow! It took us
about 1/2 hour just to drive about 3 miles. We get annoyed if we sit
through more than one light cycle here in Anchorage! We drove on base
and met up with Ela, we brought her Subway for lunch! We chatted and
reminisced then we left her to go visit her hubby Pat. We kept getting
the stare down from this one dude while we were talking to Pat, it was
creepy. When we had our fill of Beale we took off for Yuba City, were
we used to live when we were stationed down here, to cache and to
visit our old house. We grabbed 16 caches that day, not a personnel
best for us. As a matter of fact, we tied ourselves for the most
caches in one day. We also did drive by our old house, it looked the
same except the hedges were a lot taller. I guess that's what happens
when plants grow. |
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"I'm sweet and innocent"
"Whatever."
"Ah... No you're not!" |
Ela and Carol |
Ela and Ken |
Our rental at a caching spot |
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Ken after finding a cache |
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Tahoe and debauchery
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What do you get when you
have 14 people hanging out for the weekend in a HUGE house overlooking
Lake Tahoe? Ben's retirement weekend mayhem! You know, I could go into
a long drawn out story about the weekend, and how there was inter
species erotica, drunken wickedness, and over fodder indulgence--but I
think you wouldn't believe it, besides I pled the 5th.... so, below I
give you the pictures. |
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Sierra and Crash get left behind |
The house we stayed in |
Our view from the living room |
The living room |

Lets make some food! |
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Alright, who left the arm in here? |

Carol holds up a wall |
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Need a hand? |
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"I need to get streamers on these handle
bars." |
The girls meander to... |
here! |
"I think I'll have the toasted wheat germ,
pistachio and banana sandwich with broccoli sprouts" |
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"Here's a number for a local male
stripper." "I think we should get two of them." |
Yeah, Ben's toasty |
So are these two |
Would you expect anything less from Ken? |
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Yeay! We have dish soap! |
Yo, Ken, the camera's over here! |
Dawn gives me that come hither look as Bob
gets his camera ready |
Linc, can you still perform SharPei-boy? |

Come near me and I will cut you up! |
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Carol uses her powers to make this ordinary glass of water turn into a
glass of vodka |

Ewww... Get a room! |
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Bob does his job well as a man |
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What are these two up to? |
"So, tell me about your exploits with
Mike." |
Surfing through Break.com |
Birds are flying high! |
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"If I have to sit through one more South
Park video I'm going to hit someone in the nuts |
The bikes are ready |
Lazy geese |
Bob and Dawn |
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Along on our caching hike |
A cache we found |
Posing next to a very large dead tree |
"So, Carol tell me the secrets of being
married sooooooo loooong." |
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Carol is triumphant! |
"Pull my finger." |
Emerald Bay and Lake Tahoe |
Hiking up towards 90 Foot Wall |
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Ken poking around for a cache |
90 Foot Wall |
Ken's a little bit too desperate to find
this cache |
Another view of Lake Tahoe |
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"Well, where do you want to sit?" "I don't
know, where do you want to sit?" |
Fawn cuts the cake |
"Oh man, this is good @#%." |
"Uh, you talking to us?" |
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"Not there, let me show you." |
"Ben likes to hug himself, everyone just
wants to strangle him." |
"My arm's feeling a little rubbery." |
Carol has a nail biting problem |
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"I think Ben needs a manicure!" |
"Mike's turning in to a vampire! Quick,
cut off Ben's arm!" |
Bryan taking some time to record his
memoirs |
The slide show slamming Ben is about to
begin! |
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I like cake |
Listen. I'm not too drunk to know how to
set up a @#% camera! |
Frozen water |
The morning after clean up |
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"Don't worry babe, I'll buy you your very own sauna |

We left the living room a mess |

Mike, Kathryn, Nicole, Lincoln, Bryan,
Michele, Ben, Fawn, Ken, Carol, Bob, Dawn, and the Crane |
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Our sauna, we never used it |
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Saying goodbye sucks |
Linc's looking for his balloon |
"Ricko Suave, here" |
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Wow, I didn't realize Ben was that limber! |
Fawn watering her rocks |
The boys packing up the Tacoma |
"Hey guys, I'm helping too." |
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"Michele's reflection, cleaning" |
"Damn, three days on a boat with this
guy." |
"Man, I want to drive up to Alaska too." |
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