The mind of a six year old is
wonderful.
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three
Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where
the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his
home. She read,
"...And so the pig went up to
the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me
sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think
that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I
think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking
pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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