| For a holiday, an Irishman decided to go to Switzerland to
fulfill a
lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a guide and just as they
neared the top, the men were caught in a snow slide. Three hours later, a
Saint Bernard plowed through to them, a keg of brandy tied under his chin. "Hooray!" shouted the guide. "Here comes man's best friend!"
"Yeah,"
said the Irishman. "An' look at the size of the dog that's bringin' it....!" |
