"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some
grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir,
roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your
wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a
leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.

"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room,
toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole.
Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful.

They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good
doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the
case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the
physical exams and the same battery of tests.

Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will not
take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be.
I cannot help.

"The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the
Browns, now please, please help us."

... "Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the
office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of
cheerios..."