A
young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing
herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap
into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on
the
edge of the pier crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you've
got a
lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can
stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food
every day."
Moving closer he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll
keep you
happy, and you'll keep me happy". The girl nodded yes. After all,
what did she
have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
lifeboat.
From then on every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
fruit, and
they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine
inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing
here?" the
Captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"
she explained.
"I get food and trip to Europe, and he's screwing me." "He
sure is, lady," the
Captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry." |
