A nun asked her class, "What part of the body goes into
heaven first?"
A little girl raises her hand and says, "I know, I know, the
top of your
head."
The nun asks, "Why do you say that?"
The little
girl replies, "Because when you die, you go straight up, and
the top of your
head goes in first!"
The nun replies, "That makes sense, anyone else?"
Another little girl says, "I know, I know, the tips of your fingers."
The nun asks, "Why the tips of your finger?"
The little girl replies,
"Because when you put your hand together to
pray, the tips of your fingers
go into heaven first!"
The nun says, "OK, anyone else?"
Little Johnny is
in the back waving his hand.
The nun says, "OK Johnny, please tell us what
part of the body goes into
heaven first?"
"Your feet! Your feet do, for
sure!" yells Johnny.
The nun, puzzled, asks, "Why do you think your feet get
to heaven
first?"
"Because I was walking past my parents' bedroom last
night, and my mom
was in there, and she had both feet sticking straight up
in the air, and
she was yelling 'Oh God, I'm coming. Oh God, I'm coming!'
and if my Dad
hadn't been holding her down, I think she would have gone!" |
