John O'Riley was a
member of an Irish Toastmasters Club and one evening at the local Irish
Toastmasters meeting, a contest was held to see who could deliver the
best toast.
Well, John O'Riley won the contest for the best
toast of the evening, "Here's To The Best Years o' Me Life, Spent
Between The Legs o' Me Wife."
When John O'Riley arrived home his beautiful wife
asked him how the Toastmasters meeting went and he said, "I won the contest
for the best toast of the evening."
His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said, "Here's To
The Best Years o' me Life, Spent in Church wi' me Wife."
His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to include me
in your Toast."
The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping and ran into the
local policeman on the beat, who was also at the Toastmasters meeting
with John O'Riley.
He said, "Hello Mrs. O'Riley, that was some great
toast that your husband John gave at the Toastmasters meeting last
evening. He won first prize."
"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he
wasn't quite honest with the facts: he's only been there twice, the
first time he fell asleep and the second time I had to pull him out
by the ears."
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