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college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders
using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same
kind of Lifesaver, one at a time and asked them to identify them by color
and flavor.
The children began to
say:
"Red...................cherry",
"Yellow...............lemon",
"Green............... lime",
"Orange.............orange".
Finally, the professor gave them all honey-flavored Lifesavers.
After eating them, a few moments passed and none of the children
could identify the taste. "Well", he said,
"I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
"Everybody, spit them out..... they're assholes!!!"
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