| The
three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands
shook since they got really old.
The first geezer said,
"My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my
face!"
The second old fogey
one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden
yesterday I sliced all my flowers!"
The third old man
laughed and said " That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I
took a pee yesterday I came three times." |
