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35 top oxymoron's
35. State worker 

34. Legally drunk 

33. Exact estimate 

32. Act naturally 

31. Found missing 

30. Resident alien 

29. Genuine imitation 

28. Airline Food 

27. Good grief 

26. Government organization 

25. Sanitary landfill 

24. Alone together 

23. Small crowd 

22. Business ethics 

21. Soft rock 

20. Butt Head 

19. Military Intelligence 

18. Sweet sorrow 

17. Rural Metro (ambulance service) 

16. "Now, then ..." 

15. Passive aggression 

14. Clearly misunderstood 

13. Peace force 

12. Extinct Life 

11. Plastic glasses 

10. Terribly pleased 

9. Computer security 

8. Political science 

7. Tight slacks 

6. Definite maybe 

5. Pretty ugly 

4. Rap music 

3. Working vacation 

2. Religious tolerance

And the number one top Oxymoron.... 1. Microsoft Works


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