You Know You're a Redneck Jedi When . . .

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You Know You're a Redneck Jedi When . . .

Your Jedi robe is camouflage color.

You use your lightsaber to open your bottle of Bud.

There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

You use your lightsaber to pick your teeth.

At least one section of your X-Wing is bondo colored.

You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

You can't describe the taste of an Ewok without using the word chicken.

You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.

You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.

A peaceful meditation is one without gas.

You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE Force.

You have an X-wing up on blocks in your front yard.

You lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you stopped to spit.

You think the worst part about spending time on Dagobah is the "dadgum skeeters."

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You use the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

Your father said to you, "Shoot, Son, com'on over tuh the dark side, it'll be a hoot."

You use your R-2 unit's self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue to light.

The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can't find it.

You have a stuffed womp rat over your fireplace.

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