| A
bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in
animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind
them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized
when she hears one of the men say the following; "Emma come first.
Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they
come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a
more."
"You foul-mouthed
swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't
talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down
lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella
Mississippi." "You gotta a problem wit dat ?" |