| An
airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the
route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their
arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline
personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the captain
was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess
was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up
wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said
she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your
room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess
replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed,
"one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it
that says 'Do Not Disturb!'" |
