| A
guy gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have
you been?"
"I was out getting
a tattoo."
"A tattoo?
What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred
dollar bill on my penis."
"What the hell are
you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your
penis?"
"Well, number one,
I like to watch my money grow. Number two, once in a while, I like
to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going out
shopping, you can stay home to blow a hundred bucks." |
