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I was riding my bicycle when I saw a woman lying down. We fooled around until she was ready
First she opened one leg. Then the other.    I put it in.  She complemented me on my size
and weight.   After a lot of coming and going   we tried different styles and speeds.
When I reached the point of no return, she shouted “STOP!”  She said she wasn’t on the Pill.  My excitement died.
Nine months later she phoned from the hospital. I was a father. My world collapsed.  I now walk.

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