| A
woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any
sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with
her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her MD suggested she go see Dr. Chang, a well-known sex therapist, so she
immediately made an appointment.
Upon entering the
examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
"Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room."
So, she did... Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to
me," so she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your
probrem vewy bad. You haf Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why
you not haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "What is
Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook
Zachary rike your ass." |
